Judging from all the furor over a certain vice presidential candidate, boys do make passes at girls who wear glasses. Not that she needs ocular assistance, because Brooke, the star of our show, can spot a deadbeat from far away.

Imagine a hot young blonde coming home from a hard day of hustling on the streets or scoring drugs to find two young bucks waiting for her in her living room. Is it armed robbery or the neighborhood welcome wagon?

Forget what you've been told or led to believe. The reward on most men's minds after a grueling last place finish in the office rat race is a mouthful of hot cock. It's true. Oh you probably thought the answer would be something trivial . . .

A few have done it, some of us have gotten close, all have fantasized about it, 2 Chicks Same Time!

This semester, Ashlynn looks to join a sorority. But before she joins the club, she gets to experience firsthand what it's like to be a pledge. Made to cross the line repeatedly, Ashlynn starts to suck and fuck her way up the ranks of the sisterhood.

She's got the perfect body, the juiciest ass, and the softest tits. She's the one and only Audrey Bitoni, and she can be yours with this special 2 disc collector's set. We've packed it tight with 9 scenes and over 3 hours and 50 minutes of nonstop fucking.

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